The Princess and the Frog

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating
ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow,
near her castle.

The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: "Elegant Lady, I was once
a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from
you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle
with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my
children and forever feel grateful and happy doing so".

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on sautéed grenouille in a white wine
and lemon-garlic sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: 'I don't think so'.