The Old Man and the Frog

An old man was walking along the street one day when he happened upon a frog who said to him:

"Kiss me and i will turn into a beautiful woman who will spend the rest of her life with you. You only have to command me, and i will do anything at all for you".

The old man bent down, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket, then kept on walking down the street.

A few moments later he heard a voice coming from his pocket:

"I told you to kiss me and i will turn into a beautiful woman!"

and he replied:

"Listen darling, at my age, i think it will be more amusing to have a talking frog."